SKADOOSH

bairnsidhe:

dankmemeuniversity:

On this bitch of an Earth as it is in Heaven.

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onion-souls:

tilthat:

TIL that the Count in Sesame Street does not count all the time to teach children numbers! In folklore, vampires had arithmomania, or an obsession with numbers. This derives from the old superstition that throwing poppy seeds on the ground stopped vampires because they had to count them all first.

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I like the poster’s implication that the producers of Sesame Street did not put a counting vampiric count on a children’s educational series to teach kids how to count; this was just an incidental side effect of their fidelity to obscure vampire folklore.

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catlips001:

blueauradoggo:

Possibilities:

I like these but

Would you also consider these?

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sliceosunshine:

i-love-word-association-games:

holdnarrytight:

nursemchurt:

deathcarpets:

*republicans flip gender switch on and off* welcome to hell! welcome to hell!

Originally posted by giphy

thanks

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day

This was Ms. Roem’s response:

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timemachineyeah:

happyhealthycats:

Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.

OH MY GOD

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